Sunday, June 14, 2015

The Great Mossad Shoe Caper of 2015

Michael L.

Asghar Bukhari, according to the Daily Mail, is a founding member of the Muslim Public Affairs Committee, UK.  If you keyword his name on YouTube you will see that he has had significant access to major media, including the BBC.



Mr. Bukhari, if you have not yet heard, is accusing "Zionists" of creeping into his home and stealing a single shoe to make him feel vulnerable.  In order to prevent this man from speaking out against Zionist crimes Israeli special forces sneaked into his home and allegedly stole a shoe.

Kate alerted me to this story and when I first took a gander at the headline I just figured that it was blown up nonsense concerning some total nobody crazy man.

But he has access to the BBC?

If some in the west will believe this man, just who in this world will they not believe?... other than the Israeli government or regular Israeli Jews, of course.

Nonetheless, there is a part of me that absolutely loves the idea of a super-secret Mossad sub-organization that torments prominent anti-Zionists by rearranging their wardrobes or their furniture or by, insidiously, stealing a single shoe.

I think that it is a terrific idea.

Consider the possibilities.

One morning Noam Chomsky comes down to his kitchen to discover the Fruit Loops mysteriously replaced by Apple Jax!

Or, say, Mahoud Abbas is settling in one evening in his jammies getting ready to watch the next episode of GLEE when he discovers that while out his couch was reupholstered pink!

This is just too much fun and I very much encourage you guys to come up with your own scenarios.

Below, by the way, is Bukhari's Facebook message accompanying the video.

   Asghar


11 comments:

  1. Unfortunately, many conspiracy theorists will believe this shite because Scientologists have used such techniques to drive people nuts in the past. Most CTers are antizionists or antisemites ....oh wait, I repeat myself.

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  2. This is what he does for living. Ramadan is coming. BBC needs a fresh Zionist crime story on short notice, and he is too lazy to think of something better. Judging by the office in his house the job pays well.

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  3. Don't you just love it when he says, "just be rational about it."
    Priceless.

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  4. The question is will the BBC now try to resuscitate his reputation or will they need to find a new operative in their fight to defeat Zionism and bring on a thousand year Reich untainted by Jews.

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  5. Next it will be his sock, but the crafty Jews will make sure it's the one that goes on the opposite foot. Then one leg of his trousers. Then the day will come where he wakes up in the morning and half his beard is missing! He's already lost half his mind. Perhaps Paul Findley will write a book about him that he can encourage all Muslims to read.

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  6. Access to the BBC, access to Sky News...

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    1. Sky News.

      I know nothing of them.

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    2. "Sky" is our biggest satellite TV provider.
      They are extremely popular, and their news channel is important. Our main news channels are, BBC, ITV, Ch4 and Sky. Channel 5 is our last terrestrial TV channel, but its news coverage is very limited. Sky do 24 hr rolling- news. As well as major political stories and interviews.
      They also own the rights to major sporting events etc. Notably, Premiere league football.Many others as well. And provide movie channels and many other specialist channels, depending on what their customers want and can afford.
      Quite a lot of people who find unacceptable bias in BBC news coverage - providing they can afford it- switch to Sky.

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  7. Hey, what do you think I can get on craiglist for this one shoe I have?

    I didn't bother to grab both

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    1. You need to insist that OBVIOUSLY the PLO stole the other one.

      There is no other possible explanation.

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