Thursday, August 1, 2013

Kenyan Lawyer: "I Sue Dead People"


And, of course, the Jews.

A Kenyan lawyer has filed a petition with the International Court of Justice (ICJ) in The Hague, suggesting that the trial and crucifixion of Jesus Christ was unlawful, and The State of Israel among others should be held responsible, Kenyan news outlet the Nairobian reported on Friday. 
Dola Indidis, a lawyer and former spokesman of the Kenyan Judiciary is reportedly attempting to sue Tiberius (Emperor of Rome 42 BC-37AD), Pontius Pilate, a selection of Jewish elders, King Herod, the Republic of Italy and the State of Israel.
An ICJ spokesman has, to the surprise of absolutely no sane person on this planet, stated that they have no jurisdiction in this matter.


  1. Well somebody needs to pay I tell ya! Maybe a special tribunal made up of Roger Waters, Alice Walker and Cynthia McKinney can get to the bottom of this.

    1. Indeed.

      Btw, there is a rumor that the Human Rights Council may actually consider taking the case up, and passing a few resolutions against Israel over this.

      I may or may not have just made up that rumor right now, but it isn't completely implausible, is it?


  2. For you to be an Israeli lawyer, you need to be licensed. Licensing is a four step process that includes: sitting for a Hebrew proficiency exam, law of Israel exams, Israel bar exams, and completing a one year legal internship. Although, these are the processes involved when you are an Israeli local, there are exemptions. For example when you are a foreigner and you have over two years of foreign experience as a lawyer, you are allowed to go ahead with your one year internship after passing the Hebrew proficiency exam. If you are a foreigner and you want to practice law in Israeli, you need to be proficient in Hebrew as it’s the main language of communication.

    1. Hi Alana,

      thank you for sharing that bit of information.

      I have no idea just why you are telling us this, though?

      Why are you telling us this, anyway?

    2. I can't believe she forgot to mention that her friend's ex-wife went this route and now makes $83/hr. from home...