I cannot believe this.
We are conducting our Passover seder tomorrow evening and I have a bunch of people coming over.
However, this morning, as Laurie was walking our sweet, new poooch Gorgie-Porgie, he got sprayed by a skunk and now the entire house reeks of it.
I may literally have to cancel because I cannot have dozens of people coming into a house for Passover that reeks of skunk!
I am simply flabbergasted and last year there was also a problem on Passover that saw me admitted into an emergency room.
I am guessing that Hashem does not want me conducting Passover seders!
I am horrified, disgusted, and dismayed and this house reeks!
Oh, for G-d's Sake, really???